Bucket List Revised

 The bucket list is 18% complete, and here it is in its entirety.

 

1. Run a pool table.

2. Perform in a triathlon

3. Go to Lake George with my parents.

4. Present an awesome award to someone who deserves it.

5. Get a meaningful tattoo.

6. Have a kid.

7. Catch a marlin

8. 72 hours without sleep.

9. Write a book of haikus.

10. Participate in a hot dog eating contest.

11. Get on a jumbotron during a sporting event.

12. Watch and/or participate in a jello wresting contest.

13. Dunk a basketball

14. Go to Progressive Field/wherever the Indians are playing.

15. Get a boat.

16. Eat two Domino's Pizzas in one sitting.

 

17. Live down the shore for a whole summer.

18. Build a computer from scratch.

19. Hook up with a girl from La Salle's Honors Program.

20. Drink with my brother.

21. Learn how to play the guitar.

22. Every flavor of Skoal in one day.

23. Donate sperm.

24. Teach a celebrity something.

25. Own all five basketball jerseys of a team's starting five and wear them one by one from Monday-Friday.

26. Be on radio.

27. Go to the Basketball Hall of Fame.

28. Go to another prom and have fun.

29. Shave/wax my entire body sans hair.

30. Perform at a comedy club.

31. Perform anal sex (giving)

32. Perform musical, instrumental talent in front of people.

33. Make a hilarious YouTube video.

34. Get physically thrown out of a place.

35. Hook up with a mom.

36. Make Pat cry.

37. See La Salle in the NCAA Tournament.

38. Become a certified referee in something.

39. Own a house.

40. Be a caricature artist for a day.

41. Catch a blumpkin.

42. Become really good at a video game

43. Seven orgasms in one day.

44. Visit at least 20 states.

45. Go to Europe.

46. Witness a girl masturbate in person.

47. Watch every Clint Eastwood movie.

48. Ride a camel.

49. Graduate from college.

50. Go to a concert.