What's the difference between Helen Keller and replacement referees?
Helen Keller doesn't need instant replay.
Michael Turner spent 10 minutes last night hoping that the cop who pulled him over was a replacement referee.
Replacement referees are so poor that they eat cereal with a fork and save the milk for the next bowl.
The replacement referee's annual charity event is a fundraiser to find a cure for polio.
Replacement referees are so broke that they have to take a mortgage out on their hotel rooms.
What's the difference between a pizza oven and a replacement referee?
A pizza oven can feed a family.
Replacement referees are so poor that Michael Oher sympathizes with them.
What's the difference between Muhammad Ali and replacement referees?
People listen when Muhammad Ali tries to talk.
Replacement referees are all so broke they eat Spaghetti-Os for breakfast.
Steve Sabol killed himself because he didn't want to have to edit any NFL film involving replacement referees.
WWE referees think that the replacement referees are making up rules as they go.
The replacement referees spent the whole summer studying for their drug test.
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