What the People Want: More Replacement Referee Jokes

Sometimes, one of us gets lucky enough and posts a FaceBook status that the people like. In this feature, What the People Want, Hobbes Da Blogga will take a popular FaceBook status off his news feed and expand it, giving the people the content they deserve. In this edition, Hobbes Da Blogga is taking advantage of a current topic and trying to make even more referee jokes

Even Voldemort thinks the referees are messing up a good thing.

Foot Locker is suing the NFL for brand infringement, stemming from their employees wearing referee uniforms.

Replacement referees are disproving the theory of evolution.

Mitt Romney would not let a replacement referee near his campaign.

Five replacement referees went to an Applebee's. They all ordered ribs, and they all got burgers. They ate the burgers in silence, citing a little-known clause that food orders are not reviewable.

When replacement referees go under the hood to review a play, Dora the Explorer is playing on the TV.

Everyone and their mother is going to be a replacement referee for Halloween: Costume consists of referee attire, dark sunglasses, and a walking cane.

Replacement referees are so poor that they had to start accepting food stamps inside NFL stadiums.

Even the people watching the game at Buffalo Wild Wings had no idea what was going on. 

The replacement referees are doing such a bad job that President Obama is considering bailing out the NFL.

Why did the replacement referee cross the road?

To find his dignity.